In a court room...
Lawyer: [walks up to witness; holds out Bible] Do you swear?
Witness: [places hand upon Bible] I do.
Lawyer: [pulls Bible away] Well, you shouldn't. Its not nice.
Screw makeup today.
Dora, why do you keep asking me where stuff is when you have the map?! Ask him,...– Little sea-star
"Do you think I'm annoying?"
I hate it when people ask me that. (I just got asked this question through a text). If I thought you were annoying, do you think I’d be talking to you? Something to practice: If you think someone is annoying, don’t talk to them. That way, you won’t have to answer (slightly) retarded questions.
I forgot I had a gaia O:
Even worse: I forgot that I was teaching kids how to speak Japanese. And apparently, they forgot that they were learning it. I don’t even know if I should start teaching again or if I should just stay MIA… …my fish are dying there, nooo D:
Best friends are overrated.
Especially in high school.
Sometimes I wish I were musically inclined
So, I was listening to Lady GaGa’s “Bad Romance” & my sister walked right up to our piano, sat, and started playing it. Just like that. WHAT.
What cruel person would assign a project at this...
My AP US teacher likes torturing us. He doesn’t do anything except lecture, and now we have to do group work D: Eek. Way to shoot down my GPA. & sensei assigned us a porfolio jank. My job is to give advice for new Japanese [insert level] students. My advice? Effing speak in Japanese. This is going to be a pretty short presentation on my part.
Anonymous asked: E ke malamalama?
I think Tino's bottom string is popped D:
Babysitting my kids :D
Little sea-star: [sitting on the stairs; sulking] Do you guys hate me?
Little bruhddur: [walking past the staircase; casually] Yeah, go die somewhere!
[Little sea-star & little bruhddur walk in house; Little sea-star is speaking gibberish. Little sea-star is about 2, Little bruhddur is about 5]
Little sea-star: [whole string of gibberish]
Little bruhddur: Shut your mouth.
Little sea-star: [walks up to Little bruhddur; slaps him across the face with her mommy's car keys]
Little bruddur: [runs away to back room to cry]
Little sea-star: [looks at me] What happened?