Avatar Roku: Omg you guys waterbending is soooooo haaaaard
Avatar Aang: Omg you guys earthbending is soooooo haaaaard
Avatar Korra: Bitch please *primarily uses firebending throughout the first episode*
To people posting/reblogging "nyan eleven":
margaritamcflurry: I sincerely hope you rot in Hell.
When you tell your friend to look at the person...
Could you have been more noticeable?
Tumblr: Do you realize how offensive that is? Seriously go ahead and tell me if you do. Let me answer that you stupid white privileged heterosexual male, you don't. See people like you have never even taken the time to research the fact that there are people that cannot in fact sigh. This is the kind of ableism that makes it look like we still live in the 50's or some shit. What's next, you want to go out and lynch some PoC's with your drinking buddies? Some people are bound to iron lungs and cannot sigh even if they wanted to. You can deny your privilege of being able to sigh all you want but it will only make you look more like a privilege denying asshole. People like you make me sick. Sometimes I have no faith for this country.
"The scale is off."
Sister: When you step on the scale, what does it say?
Me: Error, such a number doesn't exist.
lol i’m deejaying at a party while on tumblr trololol~ the party kinda sucked until i learned that i could get free wifi on the laptop from my current location B] harharharhar. i was so happy, i had to record that momentous occasion on my webcam. i don’t have a life, don’t hate.
MEGADRIVE: "FUCK SAMOA" →
mfpen: is a fan made Concept. It’s not even new music, just shit that wasn’t released. Aside from this being probably the most racist fucking name for an album, I can guarantee some retarded, dick riding white kid is going to say some shit about Samoan people at the Odd Future show I’m going to and I can guarantee I will shove his nose bone through his brain. They’re are 3 things I’ll die for...
magpieandwhale: Animated short film based on a Samoan legend emulating the traditional tapa cloth artistry.
Textbooks in College
Me: Is it okay if I just buy the 7th edition instead of the 8th? It's over $100 cheaper and it would be great if I could save some money.
Professor: No. They added a comma in the new edition, which is utterly essential to your comprehension of the author's content.