Why do they always show that ONE TREE in Africa?– Mom
Tala and Fai: Family Love
xwhatserface: mel-lovable: karameruru: viremi: thelocalpaedo: TAKEEEEEEEE ONNNNNNNN MEEEEEEEE TAKE ON ME TAKEEEEEEEE MEEEEEEEE ONNNNNNNN TAKE ON ME I’LLLLLLLLL BEEEEEEEE GONEEEEEEEE IN A DAY OR TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
liam-gayne: i’ve got the moooooooooooooooooooooooooves like jagger
toothteeth: nigga u gon die today
Sometimes I wish I was an octopus so I could slap eight people at once
pencilpaperpassion: KORRA. MY POOR BABY. SCREW SHIPPING. DOES ANYONE NOT CARE ABOUT HOW SHE FUCKING FEELS? SHE NEEDS SUPPORT. AND FRIENDS. FUCK EVERYONE. EXCEPT TENZIN AND BOLIN.
legend-of-korra: Amon you are a big bag of dicks.
An old Japanese myth says that if you shut the...
Cosmo Tip #300
foreheadtittaes: Compliment your man’s “sharp” outfit by telling him that it can puncture the hull of an Empire class Fire Nation battleship, leaving thousands to die at sea because it’s so sharp
rosetherobotninja: jonbloom: the cutest bear attack ever
Meanwhile in Somalia…
When's our anniversary again?
Sister: I got you and Mom an anniversary gift!
Dad: Anniversary...? Wait, when?
Sister: Uh. Tomorrow.
Dad: (checks calendar)
(Mom walks in room)
Sister: Hey Mom, here's you and Dad's anniversary present!
Mom: Anniversary...? Wait, when is it?
Sister: -__- Oh, it's just tomorrow, no big deal. You'd think that you would remember after 27 years.