When in doubt, pinky out.

psychoticnekomata:

thewinsexters:

there’s this thing going around and it says “I was a fan of Obama, but not after reading this”  or something

and you click on it and it has really big flashing lights and this face up close and loud ass creepy noises and it scared the mother fucker out of me but i think if someone had epilepsy and they clicked it it could be really bad for them

so if you have epilepsy don’t click that thing

this has been a post

(Fucking screamers.)

12 hour shift. Thug life, dawg.

asslenko:

mormondad:

obama would’ve jumped from that helicopter 

obama would’ve piloted that helicopter and crashed it into the olympic field, only to emerge proud and unscathed from the rubble as an eagle landed on his shoulder